There are some unspoken rules to follow while living in Berlin, and one must learn these rules quickly or else be viewed as a “typical tourist”. Many of them have to do with moving around in the city, but some are basic generalities. Here are the rules I have learned so far, listed in order from memory, not importance:
1. When walking down the sidewalk, always stay to the right.
2. Do not walk in the little lane between the sidewalk and the street. This is the bicycle lane. They will not stop.
3. When riding on a bus or train, it is proper to sit in the seat farthest away from the aisle if both are open.
4. When throwing trash away, always check the symbol on the outside of the bin. If you throw glass away in a paper bin, plastic in a glass bin, etc. you will be looked at as if you just stole a car.
5. When you see a friend down the street, wave with your left hand. If you must wave with your right hand, do not raise it higher than your shoulder, cuz that’s what the Nazis did.
6. Try not to mention anything about the Third Reich or WWII. They have owned up to it and moved on, so no need to rub it in.
7. When buying groceries, it is imperative that you have your money ready before the cashier begins the checkout process. See previous blog post for further explanation.
8. When preparing to cross the street, even if no cars are present and it is completely safe, DO NOT cross when the pedestrian light is red. It is more than just following the rules. It is also one way to easily identify an American.
9. Most if not all Germans wear a watch to keep track of time. This is a good idea considering if you do not arrive at the train station when you are supposed to, depending on the time of day and what day it is, you may have to sit at the stop for some time.
10. Berlin is a HUGE city. Familiarize yourself with the train, subway and bus system. If you do not take the right line, you can get very, very lost; very, very quickly.
11. When sightseeing in the city, the farther you travel to the east side, the earlier you need to leave.
12. Buy enough groceries to last you through the weekend. Many shops close around 8 or 9 p.m. on Saturday, and do not re-open until Monday.
13. Pick up the pace when you walk down the street. Germans like to get where they are going with some haste. Regular walking speed for a typical American is what the senior citizens do here regularly. (I was strolling down the street at an average pace and got passed up by an elderly woman a few days ago.)
14. The farther you move into the city center, the more people are able to speak English. If you cannot speak any German, moving around is easiest in the city center.
15. Do not answer in English if a gypsy lady with a fake baby asks you. They will ask for money to feed their starving children and bother you to no end. Just answer with a simple German “Nein”.
16. Punctuality is in every facet of life here. When your teacher says class is at 9 a.m. that means that they will begin their lecture at that time, not when you are expected to show up. If you are early, you are on time. If you are on time, you are late. The same goes with ordering food. If you are not ready to order, say so. A good way to get bad service is to do a bunch of “uhhhhh well I guess I’ll take….. no….. ummmmmmm maybe……. Ok yea I think I want…… uhhhhhh……” when the waiter asks if you know what you want.
17. If you do not know, just ask!!!! The people are very friendly and are more than willing to help if you just ask politely.
That is all I have for the rule book now. I’m sure I will have more to come as I learn something new about this amazing place every day. Viel Spass!